April 2010
1 post
Wow interesting, for the longest time the news was all about how we can’t trust anyone over there. Now it’s don’t trust anyone over here.
March 2010
1 post
Drinking coffee with J. Teeb, who just happen to save my life last night! without him a i would have been killed…..
February 2010
1 post
hey everyone i lost my phone last night so i had to turn it off. please send me a private message with your number.
January 2010
4 posts
I think the San Diego Kicker should just skip the locker room and grab a ride home from a Jets Fan.
hey Mike Leach, stop suing your old boss. Hey Tennessee hire Mike Leach! Problem solved, next the Middle East!
i seriously just saw a chicken cross the road, wow, in LA! It wouldn’t tell me why!
Conan is killing them!
December 2009
16 posts
Happy New Year!
what do you think was the worst book of the last couple of years?
merry christmas everyone!
I saw Avatar last night, awesome movie. It makes me wonder what James Cameron’s view is on the Iraq war? Interesting?
You know you want to have some fun. So come on out to the Monsters of Comedy show tonight @ the Ice House! VIP Comp tickets available!
VIP comp tickets to The Monsters of Comedy @ the Ice House in pasadena tomorrow night @ 9:30pm! Hit me up for tickets yooooooooo
Hey everyone, the monsters of comedy show is tomorrow and I wanted to see if anyone wants to get on the VIP comp list? Let me know.
No more Dexter, no Entourage, nothing, what am I to watch now TV Gods? At this point I’ll take another season of Rock of Love!
I owe Joan Do an apology, I reneged on a bet. She was right and I was wrong. Rockets rule Joan Do is always right!
OK let me get this straight, this new healthcare bill is really good but you can’t tell us about it right now. Wow does it cover ass rape?
Wow i can’t access my facebook and I’m going crazy. I have to get into a 12 step program now, this is not good!
For those who questioned my decision making ability I am proud to announce i have made the playoffs in my ESPN Fantasy Football League!
please stop tagging me if I’m not in the picture!
just wanted to thank the people at Comedy.com for featuring my videos on their page. Thanks for the support!
hey everyone, I’m gigging at the Improv at 8pm and than the Comedy Store @ Midnight. if you want to come out I’ll put you on the VIP list.
hey everyone in La Jolla and San Diego, I’ll be headlining the La Jolla Comedy Store this Friday and Saturday night. Come on out and LOL!
November 2009
22 posts
i’ve decided to put rest the running rumors about me. I have no interest in the Notre Dame head coaching job. I am happy where I am, thk you
Check me out on the History Channel’s “Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black” tomorrow @ 3pm. Check local listing for the time.
Tiger Woods in an accident, maybe drinking n driving, interesting! Now the cover up begins and no one is better at covering up than Nike!
What is the craziest conspiracy theory that you have ever heard or made up? Let’s hear them!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Ninja Assassin is freaking awesome! Honestly it’s 85% fighting, did you hear that? 85% asskicking, I want to be a ninja or at least japanese
I’m not afraid to say that Lady GaGa and Larry the Cable Guy are in the same category, entertainers with a good hook.
Oh the TV Gods work strange and mysterious ways!
I love how I’m too dirty for some comedy clubs but Adam Lambert can go around skull humping everyone on National TV!
I know i’m getting older but the AMA really suck! When did Perez Hilton become the go to host for fucking everything?
The only thing i love more the chinese martial arts movies is chinese martial arts movies dubbed in Spanish, that’s multicultural!
watching Transformers 2, i love that most of the advance robotic life forms speak ghetto slang. They must watch MTV too.
RIP Andy Race! You were a good man!
Sorry about getting political, i will stop! Now back to loving me some tattas, huh? who’s with me? Tattas and cold beer rock!
to keep us safe. It’s bullshit, who ever knew about the Ft Hood asshole and didn’t do anything about should be arrested!
They always know something is wrong they just never act on it. Then they run around acting like the need to wire tap or whatever….
This is why against all laws which take away our rights to privacy because it’s not the info gathering that’s the problem it’s the action!
please fire Mike Dumbleaveme Sr, please!
kung fu hustle could be the greatest movie ever or at least on tv tonight!
Oh yeah, fuck you Clinton Portis!
fuck you Calvin Johnson, seriously go fuck yourself! You have single handedly ruined my fantasy season! Fuck You! Sorry for the language!
I have answered all your questions! If you have any questions that you must have the answers to but have been too afraid to ask, ask now!
October 2009
26 posts
thanks everyone for all the Happy Birthday Wishes! You make a 24 year old man feel good!
i don’t want to hear about Blake Griffin’s knee injury is proof of the clipper curse. Alright save it and let me just morn in peace!
Yankees vs Phillies in the World Series, guess who i’m rooting for? The NBA, hell yeah, thank God the season starts tomorrow night! GoClips
jon bon Jovi’s movie is awesome if you love watching a guy stroke himself for an hour!
UFC picks: Machida, Cain, Neer, Black guy beats asian guy, and Bader!